A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
- - -Saki [H. H. Munro]

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
- - -Kevin Bacon, 1996

Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let’s not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources.
- - -Ronald Reagan (10 Sept. 1980)

Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it’s looks, most women know otherwise.
- - -Kathleen Turner (1986)

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
- - -Wilson Mizner

Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home.
- - -Phyllis Diller

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed.
- - -Bruce Springsteen

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
- - -George Burns

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
- - -Dorothy Parker

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
- - -Will Rogers