funny joke
已有 970 次阅读2008-8-29 13:57
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she
sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I
sighed,
'She's my old girlfriend and
I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up those many years
ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife,
'Who would think a person could go
on celebrating that
long?'
And then the fight started.....