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[转帖]英语3字经{很好玩}呵呵

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发表于 2005-5-22 20:21:47 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
人之初, At the beginning of life,
性本善。 *** is good.
性相近, Basically, *** is nearly all the same in nature.
习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教, If you do not practice all the time,
性乃迁。 *** will leave you.
教之道, During the way of learning it,
贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
昔孟母, Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad *** influence.
子不学, She taught her son that "if you doesn’t study hard,
断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken."
窦燕山, A famous person called Dou,
有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子, All his five sons took it,
名俱扬。 then their ***ual ability became well-known.
养不教, If anyone who have children but they don’t know how to do it,
父之过。 it is all the father’s fault.
教不严, If they have lots of problems in doing it,
师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on ***.
子不学, If you refuse to learn ***,
非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
幼不学, If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢, If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器。 it won’t become hard and strong.
人不学, People who don’t learn ***,
不知义。 their life will become meaningless.
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发表于 2005-5-22 20:34:23 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,纯属娱乐
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-22 20:48:15 | 显示全部楼层
纯属娱乐,哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:18:52 | 显示全部楼层
Yes, the one you have is a "joke."  
Herbert Giles translated the SanZiJiang in 1910 and entitled it as "The trimetric classic." That book is still available in some libraries, including the Harvard Library. The one at the universities of massachusettes, from which I copied my version, has disappeared.
Fortunately, several years ago, I recopied that on to my Web page. so you can all go and look that up:
  http://www.openface.ca/~dstephen/trimetric.htm
****Please [B]DO NOT[/B] 转贴 without mentioning the translator’s name as Herbet Giles and the source of the copy as from http://www.openface.ca/~dstephen/trimetric.htm .
All existing versions of that translation on the Web originated from my web page.  When I put that up for the first time, I had some typographical mistakes in them. The reprinted copies all over the Net has the same mistakes in them. I don’t mind people reprinting them, but I do mind people putting up a 原创 and misrepresent themselves as the translator.
  Come and visit me at the Rainlane Treasure Island English Corner:梅香潇雨论坛英语角
  http://www.rainlane.com/list.asp?boardid=20
Regards,
The Yeti.
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发表于 2005-6-30 21:16:52 | 显示全部楼层
人之初, At the beginning of life,
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发表于 2005-7-4 02:07:15 | 显示全部楼层
顶一个
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发表于 2005-7-4 02:20:57 | 显示全部楼层
养不教, If anyone who have children but they don’t know how to do it,
父之过。 it is all the father’s fault.

胡说八道!
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发表于 2005-7-4 02:22:34 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵.乱了乱了
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发表于 2005-7-4 02:23:41 | 显示全部楼层
这个三字经谁翻的?真丢人……
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发表于 2005-7-30 11:44:44 | 显示全部楼层
那你再重新翻译一遍噻,楼上滴[em07]
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